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Jan 11 2009

The church business model is genius!

Published by jimmymurray at 11:16 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

If you analyze the church on a balance sheet, you could make the Enron guys crap their pants.  This is genius in its pure form, the first intelligent thing I have seen in America since social networking and user-generated content.  What better way is there to maximize your profits than by “volunteer work” and placing a Starbucks into a house of worship?  If the “Big Three” operated like a sanctuary, taxpayers wouldn’t have to take out a third toxic mortgage on their overpriced and inefficient homes so they could support companies that make overpriced and inefficient vehicles.

 

Realistically, for anyone to take a church or religion in general, seriously, there has to be a sense of sacrifice.  I suppose it’s much easier to retrieve and maintain followers if you tweak your doctrine to follow the American dream.

 

On a side note, I am a Christian, but I am also a skeptic, which is really a sucktastic dichotomy.

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