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Archive for February, 2009

Feb 11 2009

Life Secret: Christians are just as perverted as you are…they simply have Jesus.

Published by jimmymurray under Religion Edit This

So the other day I was watching porn and reading the Bible as I am prone to doing, since I am freakin’ poor and poor people predictably and consistently love Jesus and sex, all the time.  At the tail end of last year, I attended a conference held by The Great Commission, a Christian group that was accused of being a cult, but they have a good legal team, so they are merely a “fundamental literalist religion”.  The conference is known as Faithwalkers and it is an overpriced meeting of all the subsidiary churches in The Great Commission, wherein socially inept and confused people meet to talk about the Bible’s positive message and then not apply to their real lives, so it’s a lot like real church.

Anyway, at there is a link at the bottom of this blog about what I came to talk about, perverted Christians.  Basically, within the first five minutes of this audio file, the lecturer talks about Christian women clamoring over someone’s lingerie and their sex life.  Flat out disgusting stuff for the pure and holy, but maybe not.

A couple years ago, there was a Christian organization that got into some Title VII hostile environment trouble for offering up a sex package as a prize for a competition.  This package included vibrators and dildos.  Nice.   Maybe the church can release a ChurchBoy magazine and at least make a profit off of this stuff.

The bottom line is that Christians are hypocrites and typically get jealous of those around them having fun.  They love thumping the Bible and love thumping each other more.

Link to Faithwalker deal: http://files.malexmedia.net/posters/NewSong/fw2008/east/e09f%20-%20Barb%20Wilson%20-%20Sex%20and%20the%20Single%20Woman.mp3

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Feb 11 2009

Gary Williams needs to be fired.

Published by jimmymurray under Sports Edit This

I was on Yahoo.com, as I often am, for I am underemployed, but I have access to the Internet, which can be a dangerous combination.  I read an interesting article by Jason King about the fall of the winning coach of the 2002 NCAA Men’s Basketball title, Mr. Gary Williams.  The article basically stated that his recruiting style is out of touch with modern techniques due to supposed admirable recruiting qualities, such as not going through the AAU.

However, he’s still a jackass for how he treated his athletics department and needs to be ousted.  I am politley asking for Gary Williams head on a platter as I have trouble writing emotional tirades.  The program will do far better with a coach who can get Top 25 recruits from the metropolitan area of DC

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