Feb 11 2009
Life Secret: Christians are just as perverted as you are…they simply have Jesus.
So the other day I was watching porn and reading the Bible as I am prone to doing, since I am freakin’ poor and poor people predictably and consistently love Jesus and sex, all the time. At the tail end of last year, I attended a conference held by The Great Commission, a Christian group that was accused of being a cult, but they have a good legal team, so they are merely a “fundamental literalist religion”. The conference is known as Faithwalkers and it is an overpriced meeting of all the subsidiary churches in The Great Commission, wherein socially inept and confused people meet to talk about the Bible’s positive message and then not apply to their real lives, so it’s a lot like real church.
Anyway, at there is a link at the bottom of this blog about what I came to talk about, perverted Christians. Basically, within the first five minutes of this audio file, the lecturer talks about Christian women clamoring over someone’s lingerie and their sex life. Flat out disgusting stuff for the pure and holy, but maybe not.
A couple years ago, there was a Christian organization that got into some Title VII hostile environment trouble for offering up a sex package as a prize for a competition. This package included vibrators and dildos. Nice. Maybe the church can release a ChurchBoy magazine and at least make a profit off of this stuff.
The bottom line is that Christians are hypocrites and typically get jealous of those around them having fun. They love thumping the Bible and love thumping each other more.
Link to Faithwalker deal: http://files.malexmedia.net/posters/NewSong/fw2008/east/e09f%20-%20Barb%20Wilson%20-%20Sex%20and%20the%20Single%20Woman.mp3
