itsalwayssomething

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I am originally from Prince George’s County, Maryland which is one of the nation’s best for petty theft and murder rates, only rivaled by perhaps Detroit and South Central Los Angeles.  The entire place looks crappy, but some of the people there are the nicest, smartest, and most creative people you can meet.

Three hundred miles away is one of the nicest looking areas in America, only the people are crappy.  Cary, North Carolina is one of the most affluent areas per capita for a city of its size, but the people are mean, snobby, and entirely unfunny.  It’s a bunch of cookie cutter houses and cookie cutter wives with children so bland it makes Stepford look like a Renaissance.

I beg the crappy people of crappy suburbs to do something about this immediately and make the most of the infinite opportunity that is handed to you on a silver platter by your butler.